With Tuesday, and the emergence from the hungover mist that is Monday, comes that horrific realisation that you’re pretty fucking far from the next available weekend. So much could happen in that time – zombie outbreak; a few new American Pie films; even advancements in human bionic implants.
But if it’s the latter, don’t worry. There’s always this week’s Tuesday Babe, Michelle Ryan to show us the way.
Michelle Ryan reclining
A former Eastenders no-body, Michelle went on to be a much sexier version of the “Million Dollar Man” Steve Austin when she received bionic prosthetics and implants after an accident, resulting in incredible strength and speed. Or maybe it was a character the British acress played in the Bionic Woman series in 2007. We’re not sure. Either way, don’t muck about with her – just observe, until the time comes.
Close-up of Michelle Ryan
Michelle Ryan in a low-cut dress
Michelle Ryan in the park
Michelle Ryan in revealing dress